Monday, July 30, 2012

The Hook and the Line

This first piece a lot of you might have read before. I think its pretty funny, but REALLY NSFW so I dont exactly know what to do with it. I always loved reading terrible romance writing, so yeah thats where this came from. I guess i put this here so that you guys would actually kinda be curious. I dont know I want to put this somewhere and facebook seems like a cheap place to keep it. Honestly I dont know why I think Blogger is better. I have one more coming piece I am going to throw out here today though. Most of you wont know that one though.


Hot Sweaty Madrid Nights
 
Thighs. Thighs, thighs, thighs. He couldn’t stop thinking about those thighs. Thighs made his world go round. He didn’t even like the way his own thighs looked against hers. That would be normal for most men, but Fernando had a thing for thighs, so he waxed his almost hourly. Cocoa-butter was regularly applied. Being the most famous thigh model in the world was harsh on his legs at times. Yet her thighs were different. Her thighs were pale like pillars of marble. While in comparison his looked lumpy like pillars of salt. He was hypnotized
Weenis. Weenis, weenis, weenis. She couldn’t stop thinking about his weenises. weenises made her world go round. She didn’t even like the way her weenises looked next to his. This would be normal for most women, but Susan had a thing for weenises. She sandpapered them almost hourly. Moisturizer was regularly applied. Being the most famous weenis model in the world was harsh on her weenis at times. Yet his weenises were different. His weenises appeared almost poreless they were so smooth. While in comparison her weenises seemed craggy and cavernous.
“I need you senorita Susanita. Muchacha I want to make you un burrito, ensalada, soup du jour.”
“I don’t think we can do this Fernando. I am just an elementary school teacher who does the only few weenis modeling jobs there are. You are a big time thigh model with a mansion on a beach in the Mediterranean.”
“la mustashio un vagina si senorita.”
“Oh Fernando, you have a way with words and make me so horny. TAKE ME.”
            The flurry of his weenises left Susan speechless. In her excitement she began to sweat, a sexy sweat. Her legs began to shake which caused her thighs to glisten and tremble. Susan’s glistening thighs in turn brought Fernando to his knees.
            “Dios mio, en la thalato sun glistenista, un delicioso.”
            He unleashed himself on her sparkling legs like a wolverine on a mortally wounded mongoose. The tongue of Fernando slithered up her thighs like a snake looking for shade in the barren desert heat. And shade it found in Susan’s prickly pear shrubbery. His wet tongue was now engaged with her moist vaginal region.
            “OH FERNANDO!” moaned Susan
            “mmmmhhhhpphhhh mmmmmpppphhhh.” Serenaded Fernando.
            Susan quivering with arousal, reached down to his rather erect penis. Stuffing his plump genitals into her mouth like a hog on feeding day.  As soon as she wrapped her lips around his left leaning member, she became so aroused that she began to ooze lady juices more than normal. Fernando, sexily noticed the sexy flow of sexy lady juices coming out of her sexy zone. He then began to gyrate his hips so that his low down love bag began to massage her chin in a rhythmic slap.
            Her lips sucked on his Spanish sausage. The Spanish spice made her lips tickle.
            “I want you now Fernando!” She regaled
            “me nombre es Fernando.” He assured her.
            Taking his engorged man sprout, he thrust it into her grand canyon. With the sound of someone punching an open jar of mayonnaise she let loose a whoop. The sex times had begun.
            “Fernando!”
            “Senorita!”
            “FERNANDO!”
            “SENORITA!”
            her vagina was voracious for veiny, pulsing man rod. With fernando’s lips on her thighs and her lips on his weenises, they danced the dance of unbridled passion. Two lost souls in dirty, dirty sea of premarital sin.
            Then. In the heat of their passion. They both came. So much cumming. Cum everywhere, it was like that scene from the ghostbusters after they got marshmellow man to explode all over the place. So much of it. Cum cum cum. See cum ooze. Ooze cum ooze. Nobody in that room had seem so much passion gelatin.
            In the end. They got married.

            The end 

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