day 1

Well, here we are again friendos. on the road. I hate to report but today included very few to no life endangering encounters.
We did however stop at a very abandoned house.

looks legit

I guess I'm lying, there were a lot of pidgins living in it that were very upset at our arrival.  One waited so long to leave that when I was exploring the house it almost flew into my face.
"FORTHSOOTH!" I exclaimed "HENCEFORTH A PIDGIN FLIES TOWARDS THE LAND OF THE SCORCHED EARTH." I yelped as the bird flew by.
"Why are you talking like that?" asked Justin.
As we explored the house I discovered a inscription on the wall that was a little unsettling. It warned us of hearing the children scream.

I think I just pooped a little

 

 

This, along with the the fact that we were all alone in the desert. led my retreat from the the house to the car where I could listen to happy music and forget that there could be a murderer watching me in that house. 
After we left, we drove to Roy's: a cafe that serves no food. Without asking, a worker told us they would not open the cafe until they passed the food inspection test.

who would have known

Needless to say we decided to stay a while and enjoying our old packaged snacks from them. We watched Spongebob with a child who was for some reason in the shop.  I guess he was the workers son.
Anyway we eventually we left due to Cory using the cola bottle he bought as flute.
Then I started driving as opposed to Justin who was determined to drive the speed whatever the temperature in the desert was. 
Well now we are sitting in our hotel room watching adult swim and enjoying the company of each other through making fun of anime.

I got to go I must continue to mock this show called bleach.
Have fun talk to you guys tomorrow.