Friday, December 24, 2010

Twas the Night Before Christmas...

And all through the house
The music was playing, it was the sound of Strauss

The laptops were handled with loving and care
during our dinner Otis was hoping we'd share.

three men on computers typing away
I don't think we would hear Santa's silent sleigh

Reed was writing wishing willfully for New York Law
When he gets in I know for sure that there will be a guffaw

Dad had blown his top due to Otis urine
I think he might ship odes so he will become Honduran.

Everyone is productive but me, and my blog
Perhaps I will help by tending to the yule log.


If we don't scare Santa away I don't know will,
Maybe we can lure him with a Viagra pill.



Song of the Day:  "Carol of the Bells" By Straight No Chaser

This is only a short version.

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