Thursday, November 4, 2010

The Truth About Custom License Plates

I know it is easy to make fun of people who have custom license plates. How can it not be when some people go around with license plates that say "SHAZAMM". However it is also easy to forget that they might be the best people you can trust on the road, or perhaps trust in general.

Of course she would be from New Jersy


You will never see someone with a vintage plate get away with a hit and run, bank robbery, or drive by. Why?  Because when they are driving away from the scene, the victim can always look at their plate.  You will always remember who mugged you for life if the the getaway car said "I<3MYBUT"

I never joke

Moral of the story is obvious today: Trust people who have a custom plate.

Hey, you would definitely remember him if he tried to mug you.

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