Sunday, November 28, 2010

Sorry I'm Late to the New Tradition Already

Disclaimer: The person I am calling a douchebag in this post is not that bad of a guy, I am just upset I lost to him and all I am doing is Joshing him. (Joshing = giving him a hard time)


Boom 2 posts in a theoretical 2 days. What more can you ask from someone?

Well, I feel awkward telling you about some sweet tunes without first telling you about my day. It would be like making ramen noodles and not drinking the broth.


Today was a good day. I went to the Nerd Store in Russell which is always a good time.  I did get really angry however, because I lost an ongoing tournament nerd battle to a guy I consider to be le bag de douche. It was a game that the owner of the store had to pull some string in order to get the alleged douchbag to play.  Everyone wanted me to win too, because I am not alone in thinking this guy is a douche baguette.
Wouldn't his legs not be able to support his over sized body?
 

Basically the way the nerd game is played is by setting up little miniature models of orcs and aliens and superhumans, and having them battle by rolling dice to see if they hit with their attacks, or wound, ect (1 is bad 6 is good).

Well right from the beginning things were not going in my favor, we had to set up our models in a way that was really unfavorable for me.  After that it became apparent that I had offended the dice Gods in some way, because I would end up rolling 1s for almost everything that was vital in that game.  Nothing makes a player of this game more angry that bad dice, however the fact that he was rolling REALLY WELL didn't help my mood either.  The other thing that didn't help my mood either was that fact that whenever he would kill one of my guys he would say "squish" or some other bag doucharry remark.

But today was a good day despite all of this.  I'm really looking to make non-mental patient friends up in the Berkshires. Since the Stockbridge area is pretty much full of the dead and or dying I think the Nerd Store is the perfect place to go to make friends who can still walk unassisted.   Basically I'm trying to set myself up with some man dates with these Nerd Store people so I can actually go out and have a social life that isn't across the country.

Anyway, despite the fact that the owner of the store was angry I lost to the D-bag. I found out that he has invited me to play racquetball with him and his friends. So before I even knew it-SHAZAM- I got a man date. 
Apparently it is supposed to be a sport...

On top of all of this the place sells amazing pizza. So... Awesome?

Today's song is a song that I found out a guy at the Nerd Store had on his ipod.  Normally the people at the Nerd Store tease me for having bad west coast music, this guy included. Yet, this song managed to unify the tastes of the west and east coasts in in awesomeness.

The song is "Rapper's Delight" By the SugarHill Gang. It is on a lot of different albums on itunes and comes in a lot of different versions; so I won't name an album.

Moral of the Story:  Basecamp Pizza is a place for good friends and good food (This better get me a discount Fish).

1 comment:

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I won't say much in this introduction because finding out secrets about me is part of the fun of reading my blog (hopefully). However I will say that My blog is an adventure into the boring life of one man: Me.

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