Monday, October 25, 2010

Spreading the Good Word

People of the internet, as i bring you news of my blog do not be afraid. Sometimes the news may hurt or even burn deeply. That is only my word sinking into the crevasses of your heart.  Some of you may decide that my blog is not for you. this is because you are bad people and are most likely going to burn in Satan's eternal fire.  But enough about you let's talk about me.  I know that sometimes in this blog I will be to real with you people and that you might want to try and prosecute me for saying things like that hurt. Let me just say that pain makes you a stronger person; and don't we all want to become stronger people before we die?  I know I do.  I just want to help create a race of superhuman mutants that can take all sorts of emotional abuse and pain via the internet. 
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Hello!

Hi, Welcome, nuqneH, Hola, Aloha, KaleeMEra, Suilaid, Willkommen, and Greetings. My name is Evan Ryan. I live in Stockbridge, Massachusetts and obviously I have a bliggatty bloog.

I won't say much in this introduction because finding out secrets about me is part of the fun of reading my blog (hopefully). However I will say that My blog is an adventure into the boring life of one man: Me.

While on this escapade into the frightening, twisted world that is my mind, we will also explore music, videos, comedy, and other forms of entertainment art.

Finally Before you dive into the abyss that is Evan's Blogger page, let me tell you one thing: Take a deep breath, it's all in your head.

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