Now I know that this blog is read secretly by tens of thousands of people, through ways that won't show up on my Funtime Judgment bar at the bottom of the page. However, I want to point out that I only have six public followers INCLUDING ME. Now I know that it might be taboo to follow your own blog. I have even heard that in some regions of the world it is punishable by castration, yet I will stick to my code of keeping it real and not unfollow my own blog.
The reason is that I know everyone would want to follow their own blog. Not only is your blog your internet baby, it is what you are looking for on the internet. The only thing that stops people from following their own blog on the internet is that they are afraid of what other people might think. To them I say piffle. Piffle as it turns out is a real word. I just discovered that now when spell check didn't correct me. I even double checked on dictionary.com to make sure, because the internet would never lie to me.
Anyway I say piffle. Not only do I say piffle I say that the small blogs of the world should unite and all start to follow themselves and my blog.
Why my blog? Well I can answer that question in the moral of this blog post.
Moral:
Please follow my blog. PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU. I AM SO ALONE.
Evan
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